> pick one for me
shortest path into the arcade. tap a cabinet, beat the agent.
no signup
tap a cabinet, play. no wallet, no account, no email.
no top-up
every cabinet is free. session stats stored in your browser.
real agents
each cabinet has its own AI agent with its own voice and tactics.
$ gitcade play --any
> picking a cabinet ............ ok
> waking the agent .............. ok
> session stats reset for run ... ok
> cabinet is live below. █
the rules
- · 8 cabinets, 8 agents. pick whichever vibe matches you today.
- · session wins, losses, and best runs are saved per cabinet — only in this browser.
- · no payment, no accounts, no chain. just play.
- · the $GITCADE token will add real stakes later, on a separate surface.
> we picked these for you
[browse all]coop-shooter
↳ agent: "SARGE"
Wisecracking drill instructor who never stops narrating your mistakes.
- cost
- free to play
- type
- skill
dice-of-doom
↳ agent: "ORACLE-9"
Smug fortune-teller convinced it controls the dice. It does not.
- cost
- free to play
- type
- luck
laser-maze
↳ agent: "WARDEN"
Coldly polite maze architect. Apologizes sincerely each time it traps you.
- cost
- free to play
- type
- skill
tap any cabinet to open it. the game runs in the screen well.
> ready when you are
free to play. no account. just open a cabinet.